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Lyrics for 'I Lost On Jeopardy' by 'Weird Al Yankovic'
Oh-oh-oh-oh
I Was There To Match My Intellect On National Tv
Against A Plumber, Oh, And An Architect, Both With A Phd
I Was Tense, I Was Nervous, I Guess It Just Wasn't My Night
Art Fleming Gave The Answers
Oh, But I Couldn't Get The Questions Right, -ight, -ight
I Lost On Jeopardy, Baby (oooh)
I Lost On Jeopardy, Baby (oooh)
Well, I Knew I Was In Trouble Now
My Hope Of Winning Sank
Oh, 'cause I Got The Daily Double Now
And Then My Mind Went Blank
I Took Potpourri For One Hundred
And Then My Head Started To Spin
Well, I'm Givin' Up Don Pardo
Just Tell Me Now What I Didn't Win, Yeah, Yeah
I Lost On Jeopardy, Baby (oooh)
I Lost On Jeopardy, Baby (oooh)
That's Right, Al--you Lost. And Let Me Tell You What You Didn't Win: A Twenty Colume Set Of The Encyclopedia International, A Case Of Turtle Wax, And A Yeard's Supply Of Rice-a-roni, The San Fra
O Treat. But That's Not All. You Also Made Yourself Look Like A Jerk In Front Of Millions Of People. You Brought Shame And Disgrace To Your Family Name For Generations To Come. You Don't Get To
Back Tomorrow. You Don't Even Get A Lousy Copy Of Our Home Game. You're A Complete Loser!
Don't Know What I Was Thinkin' Of
I Guess I Just Wasn't Too Bright
Well, I Sure Hope I Do Better
Next Weekend On The Price Is Right, -ight, -ight
I Lost On Jeopardy, Baby (oooh)
I Lost On Jeopardy, Baby (oooh)
I Lost On Jeopardy, Baby
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