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Lyrics for 'The Weird Al Show Theme' by 'Weird Al Yankovic'
Oh, This Is A Story 'bout A Guy Named Al
And He Lived In A Sewer With His Hamster Pal
But The Sanitation Workers Really Didn't Approve
So He Packed Up His Accordion And Had To Move
To A City In Ohio Where He Lived In A Tree
And He Worked In A Nasal Decongestant Factory
And He Played On The Company Bowling Team
And Every Single Night He Had A Strange Recurring Dream
Where He Was Wearing Lederhose In A Vat Of Sour Cream
But That's Really Not Important To The Story
Well, The Very Next Year He Met A Dental Hygienist
With A Spatula Tatooed On Her Arm (on Her Arm)
But He Didn't Keep In Touch
And He Lost Her Number
Then He Got Himself A Job On A Tator Tot Farm
And He Spent His Life-savings On A Split-level Cave
Twenty Miles Below The Surface Of The Earth (of The Earth)
And He Really Makes A Might Fine Jelly Bean And Pickle Sandwich
For What It's Worth
Then One Day Al Was In The Forest Trying To Get A Tan
When He Heard The Tortured Screaming Of A Funny Little Man
He Was Caught In A Beart Trap And Al Set Him Free
And The Guy That He Rescued Was Grateful As Could Be
And It Turns Out He's A Big-shot Producer On Tv
So He Gives Al A Contract And Whaddya Know
Now He's Got His Very Own Weird Al Show
(much Unintelligeable Talking And Yelling)
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