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Lyrics for 'Welcome Ladies And Gentlemen (Skit)' by 'Sticky Icky'
Welcome Ladies & Gentlemen.
Skit
> >hi,
> >good Morning, Ladies And Gentlemen. This Is Your Captain (stinky Face)
> >welcoming You On Bokasa Unit. We Apologize For The
> >four-day Delay In Taking Off, It Was Due To Bad Weather And Some
> >overtime I Had To Put In At The Bakery And My Poultry Farm.
> >this Is Flight 126 To Jamaica.
> >landing In Jamaica Is Not Guaranteed, But We May End Up
> >somewhere In The South.
> >if Luck Is In Our Favor, We May Even Be Landing On Your Village!
> >bokasa Unit Has An Excellent Safety-record. In Fact Our Safety
> >standards Are So High That Even Terrorists Are Afraid To Fly With
> >us!
> >it Is With Great Pleasure; I Announce That Since Starting This Year
> >over 50% Of Our Passengers Have Reached Their Destination. If Our
> >engines Are Too Noisy For You, On Passenger Request, We Can Arrange
> >to Turn
> >them Off!
> >to Make Your Free Fall To Earth Pleasant And Memorable, We Serve
> >complimentary Bongo Tea And Bibi Biscuits! For Our Not-so-religious
> >passengers, We Are The Only Airline Who Can Help You Find Out If
> >there
> >really Is A God!
> >we Regret To Inform You, That Today's In-flight Movie Will Not Be
> >shown As We Forgot To Record It From The Television. But For Our
> >movie
> >buffs, We Will Be Flying Right Next To British Airways, Where Their
> >movie Will Be
> >visible From The Right Side Of The Cabin Window.
> >there Is No Smoking Allowed In This Plane. Any Smoke You See In The
> >cabin Is Only The Early Warning System On The Engines Telling Us To
> >slow
> >down! In Order To Catch Important Landmarks, We Try To Fly As Close
> >as
> >possible For The Best View. If, However, We Go A Little Too Close,
> >do Let Us Know By Miss Callin The Pilot On He' Mobile.
> >our Enthusiastic Co-pilot Sometimes Flies Right Through The Landmark!
>
> >kindly Be Seated, Keep Your Seat In An Upright Position For Take-off
> >and
> >fasten Your Seatbelt. For Those Of You Who Can't Find A Seatbelt,
> >kindly Fasten Your Own Belt To The Arm Of Your Seat, And For Those
> >of You
> >who Can't Find A Seat, Do Not Hesitate To Get In Touch With A
> >stewardess Who Will Explain How To Fasten Yourself To Your
> >suitcase."
> >enjoy Bokasa Unit.
> >have A Nice Day.
> >bokasa Unit.
> >
> >the End.
Fuck Bokasa Unit, Losers, Pretending They Are Da Kings
Suck Ma Dick Cos U Cant Even Sip Da Crunk….
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