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'Draft Dodger Rag' by 'Phil Ochs'
from the album 'I Aint Marching Anymore'
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Lyrics for 'Draft Dodger Rag' by 'Phil Ochs'
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G G#/a
I'm Just A Typical American Boy From A Typical American Town
D7 G
I Believe In God And Senator Dodd And Keeping Old Castro Down
G# A
And When It Came My Time To Serve I Knew Better Dead Than Red
D7 g
But When I Got To My Old Draft Board, Buddy, This Is What I Said:

G
Sarge, I'm Only Eighteen, I Got A Ruptured Spleen
G#/a
And I Always Carry A Purse
D7
I Got Eyes Like A Bat, My Feet Are Flat, And My Asthma's
G
Getting Worse
G# A
O Think Of My Career, My Sweetheart Dear, And My Poor Old
Invalid Aunt
D7
Besides, I Ain't No Fool, I'm A Goin' To School, And I'm
G
Working In A Defense Plant

I've Got A Dislocated Disc And A Racked Up Back
I'm Allergic To Flowers And Bugs
And When The Bombshell Hits, I Get Epileptic Fits
And I'm Addicted To A Thousand Drugs
I Got The Weakness Woes, And I Can't Touch My Toes
I Can Hardly Reach My Knees
And If The Enemy Came Close To Me
I'd Probably Start To Sneeze

(chorus)

I Hate Chou En Lai, And I Hope He Dies,
But One Thing You Gotta See
That Someone's Gotta Go Over There
And That Someone Isn't Me
So I Wish You Well, Sarge, Give 'em Hell
Yeah, Kill Me A Thousand Or So
And If You Ever Get A War Without Blood And Gore
Well I'll Be The First To Go

(chorus)
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