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Lyrics for 'Waitret Please Waitret' by 'Kinky Friedman'
(kinky Friedman, Major Boles, Roscoe West)
Well, I Pulled Into Dallat On A Cold December Day
Bought Coffee And A Doughnut At The Greasy Spoon Café,
Spied Me A Pretty Young Waitret Standing By Her Tray,
But She Couldn't Believe Her Sweet Young Ears When The Waitret Heard Me Say:
Oh, Waitret, Please, Waitret, Come Sit Down On My Fate,
Eatin' Ain't Cheatin', Lord It Ain't No Disgrace.
Oh, Bring Me A Lone Star, Make It A Case
And Waitret, Please, Waitret, Come Sit Down On My Fate.
Well, I Walked Up To The Jukebox Feeling Kind Of Mean,
The Waitret Said, ¡°hey, Stupid, That's A Cigarette Machine!¡±
¡°well, Look-a Here, Young Waitret, Would You Care To Make A Bet,
And If That There Ain't A Jukebox, You Can Smoke My Cigarette!¡±
Oh, Waitret, Please, Waitret, Come Sit Down On My Fate,
Eatin' Ain't Cheatin', Lord It Ain't No Disgrace.
Oh, Bring Me A Lone Star, Make It A Case
And Waitret, Please, Waitret, Come Sit Down On My Fate.
You're The Prettiest Thing In Dallat, Is Dallat Your Home ?
No, I Come All The Way From Houton And I Feel So All Alone.
I Used To Live In Autin Then I Come Up To Big D
In Hopes To Get My Big Break On National Tv.
Honey, I Think I Have What It Takes To Make You A Star ¡º But First ...
Oh, Waitret, Please, Waitret, Come Sit Down On My Fate,
Eatin' Ain't Cheatin', Lord It Ain't No Disgrace.
Oh, Bring Me A Lone Star, Make It A Case
And Waitret, Please, Waitret, Come Sit Down On My Fate.
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