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Lyrics for 'Trippin With Dick Vitale' by 'Kid Rock'
Dum Diti Dum Dang Dang Di Dum
2 Bums In An Alley With A Bottle Of Rum
1 Bum Said Look Jack I'm The Shit
Put His Knees To His Ears And Sucked His Own Dick
My Mothers Crazy I Think She Sniffs Glue
She Never Liked Me And I Know That's True
Kicked Me Out The Crib Becuz I Got A Tattoo
No One Loves Me And No One Cares
And All I Ever Get Is Funny Stares
I Can't Help It If I'm Nothin But A Wino
So I Hang At The Zoo Chillin With The Rhinos
Stealin' Bottles Of Booze Outta A & P
I Know A Girl At Denny's And I Always Eat Free
Got The Same Birthdate As Thomas Crapper
For Christmas I Bought The Old Man The Clapper
I'm So Dapper U Can Call Me Dan
But They Call Me Round Eye When I'm Chilin In Japan
Got A Bad Ass Bitch Adn She Ain't No Dike
But Fuck That Ho And Let Me Tell Ya What I Like
I Like Bean Burritos From Taco Bell
I Like Trippin On Acid With Dick Vitale
My Hair Ain't Plastic And My Clothes Aren't Clashin'
I Write My Rhymes On A Schooner In A 90's Fashion
Took Too Many Many Trip And Now I Can's Stop Trippin
My Mellow D. Killed A Rat In The Kitchen
U Think U Toke Tuff I'd Disagree
Nobody Blows More Doobs Than Richard D.
I Get Ill On Hoes Who I Know Ain't Fertile
I'm A Real Jet Setter Like Cecil Turtle
I'm Down With Bill Bands So Fuck Joe Glover
And While I'm At It Muther Fuck Fat Ass Sally Struthers
U Look Fine Girl Kinda Undercover
But I Can't Fuck Ya Cuz You Look Like My Mother
I Said Dang Digee Dang Di Dang Dang
It Ain't Eric Estrada Or Kool And The Gang
U Know I Hand In The Clem Chillin On The Strip
With All Them Mother Fuckers Who Slang That Shit
U Know I'm A Pimp Hold My Dick Like A Holster
U Sing It "all The Girls Want A Kid Rock Poster"
Lifes A Big Joke And That's How It Strikes Me
But Fuck It Cuz I Know "somebody Up There Likes Me."
Assholes Are Only Assholes, Fo Sho'
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