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'As A Rule' by 'Gilbert Osullivan'
from the album 'By Larry'
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Lyrics for 'As A Rule' by 'Gilbert Osullivan'
Now I'm Not, I Repeat Not Anyway A Prude
But The Sight Of Two People Cavorting On Stage
Doing What Can Only Be Termed A Natural Act
Is Unless You Wear A Raincoat Only Good For A Laugh

As A Rule, I Never Smoke While On Duty
It Just Isn't On Do I Make Myself Clear
Though At Times If There Nobody's Looking I Will
I Mean, Life's Too Short And If I Didn't Smoke I Bet
What With The Luck That I Have
I'd Probably Die Of Warty And, That Would Be That

Who Would Have Thought It Was Humanly Possible
To Mate An Elephant With A Kangaroo
Well As My Dear Old Mother Once Said In A Rage
"next Thing You Know They'll Have Pigs An The Stage"

Whoever Said Blue Skies Were Better Than Red
Must Have Been Talking From Out Of His Hat
I Mean Whose Ever Heard Of A Blue Sky At Night
Don't Like Waiting Or Suffocating
In Over Crowded Tubes
But I Like Good Wine With My Dinner Don't You
Yes We Do

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