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Lyrics for 'Mhs Jokes' by 'Fall'
(mes Is The One Swearing A Lot)
Anyway, This Guy Goes "fuckin 'ell, You Don' 'alf Complain For An Eleven Year Old Do You?"
Ooooohhhh
-that Machine Is Nice
-fuck Off It Took Me Ages To Get That, Yeah
-i Want That Machine
-yeah What Yeah Right,
-clean Joke
-wuh
-if I Tell A Good Clean Joke, Can I Have That?
-no You Fuckin Can't
-i Want It, Honest
-you Can't Have It
-there's No Vus Coming Up There At All. Is It Supposed To Have Vus On It?
-no, It's Not. 's Fuckin' My Machine, That. Keep Your Hands Off It.
-it's Your Machine. It's A Vu-less Machine. Sure It's Recording, Mark? Better Turn The Volume Up. Ok, What D'you Call A Guy With A Spade In His Head? Doug.
-jesus, That's Pathetic.
-what D'you Call A Guy Who's Been Dead And Buried For 30,000 Years? Pete. (nervous Laugh) Come On, Then, Astound Me With Your Wit, Mark.
(cut)
-come On, Rewind It, Let's See What You Had To Say.
-erm, We've Been Through This Before, Haven't We?
-right I'll Do It For The Tape Like All Them Other Bands Do, Like We've Done It Once, But The Cameras Weren't Rolling
-nah, I'm Thinking Of My Joke Actually.
-so I'm Reading Frank Zappa, Right, It's An Au- It's A Biography By Frank Zappa
-right (mes Totally Disinterested)
-and - Errrr - It's 1988, I Go Tup To 1988 And The Book Is About How Many Things He Released, When He Released It
-hrrrrrrghhhhhm
-how Many Offshoots And All This Shit, And All Of A Sudden I'm Realising, Errr
-more Interested When You Were Talking About Napoleon Actually
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