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Lyrics for 'Steve Berman (Skit)' by 'Eminem'
Eminem: Heyyy!
Steve: Hey, Em, What's Up?
Eminem: Steve Berman. What's Goin' On, Man, How You Doin? Good To See You
Again. What's Up?
Steve: Em, Could You Come Here And Have A Seat, Please?
Eminem: Umm, Yeah, What's...
Steve: Vannessa, Shut The Door.
Secretary: Okay.
Eminem: So What's Up? How's Orders Looking For The First Week?
Steve: It Would Be Better If You Gave Me Nothing At All.
Eminem: Wh-
Steve: This Album Is Less Than Nothing. I Can't Sell This Fucking Record.
Eminem: Wha-
Steve: Do You Know What's Happening To Me Out There?
Eminem: Wh-wha-what's The Problem?
Steve: Violent Ground Told Me To Go Fuck Myself!
Eminem: Who's Violent...?
Steve: Tower Records Told Me To Shove This Record Up My Ass! Do You Know
What It Feels Like To Be Told To Have A Record Shoved Up Your Ass?
Eminem: But, I-
Steve: I'm Gonna Lose My Fuckin' Job Over This. You Know Why Dre's Record
Was So Successful? He's Rappin' About Big-screen Tv's, Blunts, 40's And
Bitches. You're Rappin' About Homosexuals And Vicadin.
Eminem: I Mean-
Steve: I Can't Sell This Shit!
Eminem: What-
Steve: Either Change The Record Or It's Not Coming Out!
Eminem: What, I-
Steve: Now Get The Fuck Out Of My Office!
Eminem: What Am I Supposed-
Steve: Now!
Eminem: Alright Man, Whatever.
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