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Lyrics for 'Pimpin Aint Easy' by 'Big Daddy Kane'
Chorus:
Anything Goes When It Comes To Hoes, They Go:
Pimpin' Ain't Easy (pimpin' Ain't Eeeeeee-zyyyyyy) 6x
(greg Nice)
One-two-three-four, To Five-six-seven
Eight, Nine-ten, Then Ya Got Eleven
Twelve, Thirteen, Start Your Age;
Fourteen-fifteen-sixteen, The Pubic Stage
Like An Apple, Like A Cherry, Like A Peach, Like A Plum
Better Get Off The Virgin Before I Cuuuuum!
Pick Up My Pants And Thump And Thump
I Think I'll Call Up Tootie, She'll Give Me Some
Watch Out, Watch Out I'm Drippin' Live Scum
I Say Damn, I Love The Way I Make My Posse Roll-a
'specially If The Hoochie's On Birht Control-a
Lift Her Up Just Like A Pick Up Truck
Then I Sat Her Down And We Started To Fuck
Made Whoopie, Made Whoopie, Made Whoopie, Yo-o-o-o-o!
I Hope This Time I Don't Make A Cookie
Brothers Everywhere Be Callin' Me A Rookie
Two From The Greg Nice From The O-o-old Schoooooool
But Bullshit, I Ain't No Fool, Cuz
Chorus
(big Daddy Kane)
Well, I Say...extra! Extra!
Here Is A Bachelor Comin' Straight At Ya
I See Trim And Bag It, Take It Home And Rag It
The Big Daddy Law Is Anti-faggot
That Means No Homosexuality;
What's In My Pants'll Make You See Reality
And If You Wanna See A Smooth Black Casanova -- Bend Ovah!
Cuz I Don't Half-step When It Comes To Broads
The K-a-n-e 'll Go The Whole Nine Yards
There's No Time For Coversation My Dear
(moan!) Is All I Wanna Hear
So Let's Make A Move, As I Get Smooth
Cuz The Purpose I Serve Is To Soothe
I'm Tall, Dark And Handsome And All That Junk
Even White Girls Be Sayin' "ooh, Kane's A Hunk!"
Even Puerto Rican Girls Be Callin' Me Papi
Some Try To Copy, But They Look Sloppy
So Imitators Who Wanna Step To A
Brother Like Me, Lick My Manure!
Chorus
(smooth B)
I'm Just Goin' And I'm Flowin' Like A Gigolo
And When I Used To Be With Scott, I Was A Super-hoe
But Now I'm Coolin' With Kane And Greg N-i-c-e
And If The Girlies Want My Tip They Gotta Pay A Fee
I Love Bonin', And All My Friends They Will Agree
That When It Comes To Pimpin' Hoes...it Ain't Easy
First Name: Smooth. Last Name: B
When I'm Bonin' A Girl, I Make Her Feel Heavenly
I Like To Make 'em Wait, And Then Make 'em Beg
And When I Take Off My Clothes, The I Form A Third Leg
They Rub It With Oils And Suck It With Ice
Now I'm Sweating....my Mind Is In Paradise...
Chorus
(scoob Lover)
Tip-tip-toein', Scoob Lover's Out Hoein'
Braggin' To The Fellas How My Flattop Was Growin'
Buyin' Drinks For The Ladies, Money I Was Blowin'
Right In Front Of Me...mmm...not Even Knowin'
A Brown-skinned Cutie; Big, Plump Booty
Nametag Earrings Readin' Off "tootie"
Bullseye, Bing, The Girl Of My Dreams;
From My Eyesight That Was What It Seemed
I Said, Uh, "come A Little Bit Closer"
To Scoob That Night, Choice Guy, She Said "hi
Hi...hi, I've Really Been Wantin' To Meet You
I Just Got Paid And I'll Be Very Glad To Treat You
How 'bout Dinner, A Salisbury Steak?"
I Said, "sorry Honey-dip, But I Already Ate"
So I Nudged The Other Girlies Off My Shoulder
Went For Tootie Cuz The Girl Was Much Older
East To The Benz, I Slowly Walked;
Clearing Out My Throat So I Cold Start My Smooth Talk
Sex In My Mind, I Was Sure Of It...
I Wanted To Tax That Ass Like The Government!
Chorus
(ant Live)
Well, It's Friday Night, Ain't A Damn Thing Funny --
Bitch Better Have My Money
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