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Lyrics for 'Clicker Blues' by 'Barbra Streisand'
Remember When...
Online Was Where You Hung The Wash
And A Megabyte Was A Really Big Nosh
And If It Was A Virus You Got
You Went To The Doctor And Got A Shot, Uhhh.
Internet Or Interface
Download, Upload, Database
Pixel, Shmixle, Cyber Speak
They May As Well Be Speaking Greek!
Once... A Floppy Disk Meant You Had A Bum Back
A Hack Drove A Cab
And A Burgral Was A Mac
Modems, Chat Rooms, Dos And Dots
A Mouse In Your Pad, That's Why We Had Cats
Nowadays... You Need A Degree From Mit
To Operate Your Own Tv
I Used To Find A Channel Quicker
When All You Needed Was One Clicker
Listen, I Don't Mean To Bicker
But Now My Clicker Has A Clicker
And Each New Clicker Makes Me Sicker
If I Could Only Find A Clicker
To Turn All The Clickers Off!!!
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