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Lyrics for 'Come To The Supermarket (In Old Peking)' by 'Barbra Streisand'
If You Want A Fancy Fan
Or A Turkey Born In Turkey-stan
Or A Slave That's Awf'lly African
Or A Teapot Early Ming,
Come To The Supermarket In Old Peking.
If You Want To Buy A Kite
Or A Pup To Keep You Up At Night
Or A Dwarf Who Used To Know Snow White
Or A Frog Who Loves To Sing,
Come To The Supermarket In Old Peking.
They Have: Sunflow'r Cakes, Moonbeam Cakes,
Gizzard Cakes, Lizard Cakes,
Pickled Eels, Pickle Snakes,
Fit For Any King,
If You Want A Bust Of Jade
Or An Egg That's More Or Less Decayed
Or In Case You Care To Meet A Maid
For A Nice But Naughty Fling,
Come To The Supermarket,
If You Come On An Ostrich, You Can Park It,
So Come To The Supermarket
And See Pe-
King.
If You Want A Gong To Beat
Or A Rickshaw With A Sassy Seat
Or A Painting Slightly Indiscreet
That Is Simply Riveting,
Come To The Supermarket And See Peking.
Well, If You Want Some Calico
Or A Gentle Water Buffalo
Glow Worm Guaranteed To Glow
Or A Cloak Inclined To Cling,
Come To The Supermarket In Old Peking.
They Have Bird's-nest Soup, Seaweed Soup,
Noodle Soup, Poodle Soup,
Talking Crows With The Croup,
Almost Anything.
If You Want To Buy A Saw
Or A Fish Delicious When It's Raw
Or A Pill To Kill Your Moth'r-in-law
Or A Bee Without A Sting,
Come To The Supermarket,
If You Come On A Turtle, You Can Park It,
So Come To The Supermarket
If You Come On A Goose, You Can Park It,
So Come To The Supermarket
And See
Pe-
King!
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