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Lyrics for 'Billy The Themepark Shark' by 'Arrogant Worms'
I'm A Shark, I'm A Shark,
A Killer Of The Ocean,
I'm A Shark, I'm A Shark,
And Silently I Strike.
I'm A Shark, I'm A Shark,
I'm Dumber Than A Tree,
I Only Have Three Thoughts And They Are: Eat, Swim, ...eat.
(he's A Shark, He's A Shark,)
I Was Swimming In The Ocean,
(he's A Shark, He's A Shark,)
I Got Picked Up By A Boat.
A Team Of Lonely Fishermen Sold Me To A Park,
And Now My Name Is Billy, I'm A Theme Park Shark.
Billy, The Themepark Shark,
Performing Tricks For Tourists That Have Payed Five Bucks A Head.
Billy, The Themepark Shark,
He Looks Just Like A Killer, But He's Too Well-fed.
The Sight Of Bloodworms Put Him In A Feeding Frenzy,
Now It Means That It's Time To Clean The Pool...
I'm A Shark, I'm A Shark,
I'm Swimming In A Pool,
I'm A Shark, I'm A Shark,
I Don't Have To Fight For Food,
I Get Three Meals A Day, And Some Extra On The Weekend
And I'm The Only Shark I Know Who Has A Dental Plan.
Who Has A Dental Plan.
(he's A Shark, He's A Shark,)
And I'm A Big Attraction.
(he's A Shark, He's A Shark,)
They Love To Watch Me Jump,
I've Been The Star For Years And I've Never Been For Sale,
At Least Until The Owners Think They Need A Killer Whale.
Billy, The Themepark Shark,
Jumping Out Football Nets Suspended Overhead,
Billy, The Themepark Shark,
He Looks Just Like A Killer, But He's Too Well-fed.
I'm A Shark, I'm A Shark,
But I'm Not In My Natural Habitat,
He's Fat And Old And Lazy,
But I'm Happy You're Here.
I Really Hope These Activists Don't Free Billy,
Cuz Out There In The Wild, I'd Be Dead.
The Sight Of Bloodworms Put Him In A Feeding Frenzy,
Now It Means That It's Time To Clean The Pool.
Billy, The Themepark Shark
Performing Tricks For Tourists That Have Payed Five Bucks A Head,
Billy, The Themepark Shark,
He Looks Just Like A Killer, In The Wild, He'd Be Dead.
Oh, Billy, (billy) Billy, (billy)
The Number One Attraction Of An Aqua Petting Zoo.
Billy, (billy) Billy, (billy)
The Poster Fish Of Tourism Iowa!
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