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Lyrics for 'The Canadian Crisis Song' by 'Arrogant Worms'
Often On The Weekend I'll Jump In My Car
I Won't Fill Up The Tank Although I'm Going Far
And If Somebody Asks Me If I'm Going To A Bar
I'll Say I'm Shopping 'cross The Border In The Usa
I Don't Go Down There To Buy My Groceries
I Respect Our Farmers And Our Factories
I Don't Believe That "local" Means It's Poor In Quality
It's Just Our Goddamn Prices Are Too High
(if He Stays Away For Just Two Days)
I'll Get One Hundred Dollars Duty-free
If It Adds To More I Won't Claim It For
(he Won't Declare The Products If They're In His Trunk)
Although It Is Canada That I Call Home
I Don't Cheer For The Yankees When I'm In The Dome
I Didn't Swell With Pride During The Desert Storm
It's Just That I Don't Want To Pay The Tax
(it's Just That He's Too Cheap To Pay The Tax)
(yes, It's Just Like This, He's A Loyalist)
I'll Only Shop At Malls That Fly Our Flag
(and He'll Tell Bob Rae That He Just Won't Pay)
Unless I Need My Unemployment Benefits
(get A Job, Get A Job, Get A Job)
Now Everyone Is Doing The Same Thing As Me
They're Doing What They Can To Beat The Gst
They're Lining Up For Miles At The Duty-free
So I Bought A Jc Penny's Store In Buffalo
(so Everybody Come On Down To Buffalo)
(cause If You Stay Away For Just Two Days)
You'll Get One Hundred Dollars Duty-free
Though It's Not At Par It'll Still Go Far
And It Ends Up In The Pockets Of A Country Man
(it Ends Up In The Pockets Of A Country Man)
Oh, Canada.
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