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Lyrics for 'The Ballad Of Dan' by 'Arrogant Worms'
I'm Out On The Range, Surveying The Land
Thinking Of The Job That's To Be Done
My Life Is Hard But I Don't Mind
Men Like Me, That's How The West Was Won
I Stand The Pain And The Suffering
For On The Trail I Am The King
On Doors I Knock And On Bells I Ring
Always Sure That I Will Get The Sale
'cause I Am Dan The Insurance Salesman
In A Beat-up Chevrolet I Do Ride
I Rope Them In And Tie Them Up And Bind Them Legally
And On The Dotted Line I Make Them Sign
Hi-de-hey (hi-de-hey, Hi-de-hey, Hi-de-hey) Hey!
The Door Swings Wide And I Sense My Prey
Ready To Fall Victim To My Pitch
I Tell Him All About The Plan
With All Of Its Inherent Benefits
If You Lose An Arm It's A Thousand Bucks
Lose Both Of Them And Get Twice As Much
And If You Should Die, Well Then, Bless Your Luck
You'll Just Be Raking In The Cash
'cause I Am Dan The Insurance Salesman
In A Beat-up Chevrolet I Do Ride
I Rope Them In And Tie Them Up And Bind Them Legally
And On The Dotted Line I Make Them Sign
Hi-de-hey (hi-de-hey, Hi-de-hey, Hi-de-hey) Hey!
The Sucker Signs, The Deed Is Done
It's Time For Me To Get Back On The Road
A Lonely Man Out On The Land
Where The Wind Can Blow So Cold
I Ride Into The Setting Sun
With The Knowledge Of A Job Well Done
But I Can't Rest Until Everyone
Has Become Properly Insured
'cause I Am Dan The Insurance Salesman
In A Beat-up Chevrolet I Do Ride
I Rope Them In And Tie Them Up And Bind Them Legally
And On The Dotted Line I Make Them Sign
Hi-de-hey (hi-de-hey, Hi-de-hey, Hi-de-hey) Hey!
Yes, I Am Dan The Insurance Salesman
In A Beat-up Chevrolet I Do Ride
I Rope Them In And Tie Them Up And Bind Them Legally
For On The Dotted Line I Make Them Sign
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