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'The Presidents Test For Physical Fitness' by 'American Music Club'
from the album 'Unknown'
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Lyrics for 'The Presidents Test For Physical Fitness' by 'American Music Club'
Once Upon A Time Me And Vudi Met
A Major American Rock Star In A Shop
We Were Immediately Jealous Of His Hair
And His Fuel-injected Sports Cock

He Made The Usual Stupid Sexual Jokes
About The Way He Comes On Top
But I Could Tell It Was A Lie
By The Way That He Walked

How Did You Pass The Presiden'ts Test
Even If I Can't Match Your Ability To Compete
At Least Give Me A Chance To Cheat

He Said, "are You Losers Making Fun
Of Our Serious Vocation?
You Just Gotta Bring The Music To The People Man
And Then Go Score A Hole In One."

The Pleasures Of A Treadmill And The Factory
Took All The Innocence From His Eyes
Leaving Him To Spurt Unashamed
By The Size Of His Dull Suprise

How Did You Pass The Presiden'ts Test
I Never Felt Honest Telling Those Virutous Lies
And My Toupee Always Gets Into My Eyes

How Do You Pass The President's Test
I Don't Even Want To Know My Score
I Don't Know Who's Telling Me The Truth Anymore

I Said, "the Only Thing That We're Good For
Is Being Forgotten."
And I Know You're Big Enough Of A Star
To Make Sure That The Job Gets Done

How Do You Pass The President's Test
I Swear One Day They'll Build A Monument
To The Man With The Most Reasons For His Embarassment

How Do You Pass The President's Test
No I Don't Even Want To Know My Score
I Don't Know Who's Telling Me The Truth Anymore


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