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Lyrics for 'Sleep' by 'Alice Donut'
How I Love To Sleep
I Was Back In Mahomet, Illinois,
A Mongoloid Child Played With
Aa Bright Orange Smurf Ball
Gurgling To Himself Contentedly
Next To A Tree. In The Middle
Of The Street Stood A Small
Repulsive Chihuahua-like Beast With
Huge Bulging Lascivious Eyes And Sickly
Liver Spotted Skin. It Llifted Its Tail
And I Saw A Strange Puckered
Cuntlike Orafice With A Tongue.
The Beast Started Whispering To Me
Beckoning To Me. Mongo Started Jumping
Up And Down Screaming. The Neighbors
Ran To Their Trailor Homes And Locked
Their Doors. I Was Possessed.
I Picked Up The Beast And
Fucked It With Uncontrolled Lust.
It Turned Its Head And Leered At
Me As I Pumped It Again Aand Again.
It Started Laughing. Suddenly A Sharp
Striking Pain Shot Deep Into My Bowels.
I Pulled Out. The Beast, Still Laughing
Deposited A Milky Afterbirth Substance
Then Ran Into The Woods. At The Base Of
My Penis, The Beast's Sphincter Was
Clamped Down Hard. I Cut It Off With A
Boyscout Knife. The Neighbors Stared
From Their Windows. "look At Me!" I Screamed
"i Fuck Your Neighborhood Pets!"
I Went Home And Hid Inside My Room.
From The Window I Saw A Police Car Next
To The Afterbirth In The Street. A Fat Redneck
Cop Waddled Out Of The Squad Car Bent Over
Picked Up A Nugget Of Placenta Sniffed It And
Said, "yep It's Been Fucked Get Out An A.p.b.
Immediately!" I Locked The Doors. My Belly Hurt
More And More. My Cock Turned Grey And Liverspotted
Like The Beast. I Squeezed The Head And A Parasitic
Blood Worm Oozed Out. I Grabbed The Worm
And Pulled It Out Slowly. Layers Of Skin From
My Belly To My Upper Thighs Dissolved As I
Pulled The Worm. Like An Onion, Layer
After Layer Of Epidermis Melted Off My Body With
Each Tug Of The Worm. I Woke Up.
I Was Pissing Straight Up Into The Air Through
The Semi-erect Tissue Of A Descending Piss Boner.
It Splashed Against My Stomach And Thighs.
God I Love To Sleep.
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