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Lyrics for 'The Adventures Of The Cow' by 'Adam Sandler'
Performed By Adam Sandler, Frank, And Randi
Transcribed By A Fan
"and Now A Cow At Bat In The Bottom Of The 6th Inning Of A Little League Game Getting Hit By A Pitch"
(baseball Sounds And Cow Bell Ringing,ball Is Hit And Hits Cow)
Cow: Moo
"and Now A Cow Who Goes Skydiving For The Very First Time, And Thinks His Parachute Isn't Gonna Open When It Finnally Does 40 Feet From The Ground"
(plane Sounds)
M1: Alright Cow, Don't Even Think About Just Jump And Enjoy The Ride Down, Quit Being A Pansy And Do It
Cow: Moo
(ripcord Sounds)
Cow: Moo,mrr
(parachute Opens)
Cow: Moow
(thud)
"and Now A Cow Who Goes To The Chicken Hot Drivethru And Then Gets Halfway Home Before Realising They Forgot His French Fries"
(cow Opening Paper Bag)
Cow: Moo,moo
(car Screeches, And Turns Back Around)
Cow: Mrr
"and Now A Cow Winning First Prise In The Bellyflop Contest At Spring Break And Then Realises He Can't Swim"
(cow Walking Towards Pool, Big Splash)
Cow: Moo
(crowd Cheering)
Cow: Mrr,mrr
(underwater Moo)
"and Now A Club Gets A Dance At A Classy Strip Club, When A Bouncer Notices He Doesn't Have Any Shoes On"
F1: Ohh Baby You Like It When I Dance With You
Cow: Moo
F1: Uh Uh Uh, You Can't Touch That
Cow: Moo
Bouncer: Keep Your Hands Off The Girl
Cow: Moo
Bouncer: Hey Cow, You Got No Shoes On You Gotta Leave
Cow: Moo
M2: Hey Watch It Cow
"and Now A Cow Playing Tennis Against Farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle When The Farmer Makes An Obvious Bad Call"
(tennis Ball Being Hit)
Farmer: That Was Out
Cow: Moo
Farmer: Don't Tell Me It Wasn't Cause I Saw It And That Was Out
Cow: Moo
Farmer: By At Least 3 Feet That's How Far, Come In Look There Is Still A Mark Where It's Out
Cow: Moo
Farmer: Don't Tell That Was From An Old Ball, That Was This Ball And This Ball Was Out
Cow: Mrr
Farmer: You Cannot See From That Angle
Cow: Moo
"and Now A Cow Recieves A Phone Call Who He Thinks Is From A Famous Actor But He Soon Finds Out It's Just A Practical Joke"
(phone Rings, Cow Picks It Up)
Farmer: Hello May I Speak To The Cow
Cow: Moo
Farmer: Hi, I'm A Famous Actor
Cow: Moo
Farmer: Oh, Thank You Very Much, I Was Wondering If You Would Like To Go To Dinner With Me
Cow: Moo
Farmer: Why Don't I Make Reservations?
Cow: Moo
Farmer: And Why Don't I Tell You My Real Name? Farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle
Cow: Mrr
Farmer: Take That Fatty
Cow: Mrr
(slams Down Phone)
"and Now A Cow Gets His Revenge On Farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle"
(car Sounds)
Farmer: Pull Over, Pull The Vehicle To The Side Of The Road, I Am Warning You For The Last Time.
(car Hits Farmer)
Farmer: Oooh
Cow: Mooooooooooooo
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