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Lyrics for 'The Buffoon And The Valedictorian' by 'Adam Sandler'
Performed By Adam Sandler And Jennifer Lien
"and Now The Buffoon's Date At The Drive-in With The School's Valedictorian."
Valedictorian: "i Really Appreciate You're Asking Me Out. Most People Are Intimidated By My High Academic Achievement."
Buffoon: "this Movie Sucks Shit!"
Valedictorian: "well, Ebel Gave It Thumbs Up, But Ciscel Thought It Was Too Preachy. Anyway, I Enjoyed The Director's Last Film Immensly."
Buffoon: "cathleen Turner Has Big Fuckin' Tits!"
Valedictorian: "yes, Well, She Recently Had A Child. I Think Her Maternal Biology May Play A Role In That. She Looks Fabulous For A Woman Her Age, Doesn't She?"
Buffoon: "i Put A Firecracker In A Bullfrog's Mouth And Blew His Fuckin' Head Off."
Valedictorian: "well, In Psychology We Learned That It Is Not Uncommon For Male Adolescents To Commit Savage Acts On Animals As Part Of Their Maturing Process."
Buffoon: "that Girl In The Fucking Car In Front Of Us, She Gives Everybody Head."
Valedictorian: "well, I Guess She's Strong For Attention And She Feels Promiscuity Is The Only Way To Obtain It."
(buffoon Eating Popcorn)
Buffoon: "this Popcorn's Fuckin' Terrible. It Tastes Like Someone Jizzed All Over It."
(buffoon Continues To Eat Popcorn)
Valedictorian: "well The Amount Of Semen On This Popcorn Is Certainly Disturbing. Perhaps The Staff In The Refreshment Stand Was Overcome By The Monotony Of Their Work And Decided To Play A
Dish Prank."
Buffoon: "i Looked At My Asshole In The Mirror Today. It Blew My Fuckin' Mind!"
Valedictorian: "it's Ironic That Parts Of One's Body Seems Odd And Unusual Because You Don't See Them On A Day To Day Basis.
Buffoon: "my Father's Shit Stinks Up The Bathroom All Fuckin' Day!"
Valedictorian: "it's Puzzling Why One Person's Fecal Odor Can Be More Overpowering Than Another's. I Wonder Whether It Is A Function Of The Food Digested Or That Person's Internal Metabolis
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Buffoon: "i'm Gonna Go Get Head From That Fuckin' Girl."
(gets Out Of The Car)
Valedictorian: "well, I'm Sorry To See The Date Come To Such An Abrubt Conclusion."
(buffoon Walking Away)
"i Do Appreciate The Time You Spent With Me And Look Forward To A Future Rondevue."
Buffoon: "i Like To Piss In That Guy's Fuckin' Gas Tank!"
Valedictorian: "bye Bye! Have Fun."
(buffoon Continues To Walk Away)
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