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Lyrics for 'Oh Mom' by 'Adam Sandler'
Performed By Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider, David Spade, Jennifer Lien, Andrew Leeds, Meghan Andrews, And Robert Smigel
(silverware Clicking)
M1: "can You Pass The Beats Please?"
F1: "here You Go"
M1: "thanks"
Brad: "hey Mom, Guess What? I Got Invited To A Party Tonight! And I'm Gonna Go If That's Ok With You."
Mom: "nooo!!"
Brad: "why Not Mom?"
F1: "yeah, Why Mom? He Should Go."
Brad: "it's Gonna Be Fun. I'll Get To Meet New People..."
Mom: "they're All Gonna Laugh At You!"
Brad: "oh Mom..."
Mom: "they're All Gonna Laugh At You!"
F1: "don't Wory Brad."
F2: "hey Mom, I Saw This Great Skirt At The Mall Today, But It Was $34, Which Isn't That High Of A Price, But I Was Nervous To Buy It. What Do You Think?
Mom: "nooo!!"
F2: "really? I Really Like It..."
Mom: "they're All Gonna Laugh At You!"
F2: "oh Mom, Who Is?"
Mom: "they're All Gonna Laugh At You!"
F2: "mom, You're So Paranoid."
Mom: "nooo!!"
M3: "hey Mom, I Gotta Get Up Pretty Early Tommorrow For Little League Try-outs."
Mom: "nooo!!"
M3: "yeah, I Have To Be At The Field At 9 O'clock..."
Mom: "they're All Gonna Laugh At You!"
M3: "do You Think You Could Drop Me Off There?..."
Mom: "they're All Gonna Laugh At You!"
M3: "how Am I Gonna Get There?"
Mom: "they're All Gonna Laugh At You!"
M3: "i'll Walk I Guess."
Mom: "nooo!!"
Cindy: "mom, Can You Pass The Salad Dressing?"
Mom: "nooo!!"
Cindy: "please?"
Mom: "nooo!!"
Cindy: "come On, Mom."
Mom: "nooo!!"
Brad: "i'll Get It For You Cindy."
Cindy: "thanks Brad."
Mom: "they're All Gonna Laugh At You!"
Cindy: "thanks For The Tip, Ma."
Mom: "they're All Gonna Laugh At You!"
Brad: "hey Everyone, Let's Just Go Out For Ice Cream."
Mom: "nooo!!"
Brad: "why Are We Eating Inside? It's A Beautiful Night. We Need To Get Out More."
Mom: "nooo!!"
Cindy: "mother, Brad Is Right."
Mom: "nooo!!"
Cindy: "we Should Go Out, It'll Be Fun."
Mom: "nooo!!"
Cindy: "come On, Let's Go, I Could Go For Some Maple Walnut."
Mom: "they're All Gonna Laugh At You!"
M3: "yeah, We Haven't Gone Out Together In A Long Time."
Mom: "nooo!!"
Cindy: "you Wanna Come Dave?"
Mom: "nooo!!"
Dave: "no, I'll Hang Out With Mom."
M1: "you Sure?"
Mom: "they're All Gonna Laugh At You!"
Dave: "yeah, Go Without Me."
M3: "all Right, See You Guys Later."
Mom: "they're All Gonna Laugh At You!"
Dave: "how Are You, Mom? Great Meal Tonight. Sure Is... You Sure Know How To Cook! Boy, Oh Boy, You're Quite A Lady. Say Mom, Uhm, Can I Go Canoeing Next Weekend With My Friend Barry?"
Mom: "nooo!!"
Dave: "please?"
Mom: "they're All Gonna Laugh At You!"
Dave: "mom, You're Over Reacting!"
Mom: "they're All Gonna Laugh At You!"
Dave: "why Are You So Overprotective!?"
Mom: "they're All Gonna Laugh At You!"
Dave: "mom! I'm Going To The Ice Cream Place! You're Just So Set In Your Ways It Drives Me Crazy!"
(bangs On The Table, Gets Up)
Mom: "they're All Gonna Laugh At You!"
(screen Door Closes)
Mom: "they're All Gonna Laugh At Him!"
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