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Lyrics for 'Fatty Mcgee' by 'Adam Sandler'
Performed By Adam Sandler, David Spade, Tim Herlihy, Steve Koren, And Tim Meadows
(typical Library Sounds, Squeekin Chairs/doors)
(talking Quietly)
M1: "ms. Murphy Is Such A Pain, Man."
M2: "we Just Had A Test A Week Ago. Now We Gotta Take Another One Tommorrow. This Sucks!"
M1: "and It Counts For 80 Percent Of Our Grade."
M2: "well We Better Study Our Butts Off."
M1: "well We Came To The Right Place, The Ever So Quiet Library."
M2: "ok, Enough Talking, Let's Study!"
M1: "all Right."
(turning Pages)
(heavy Steps)
M2: "uh Oh"
M1: "oh No! Fatty Mcgee Is Coming. We'll Never Get Any Studying Done With Him In The Library."
(heavy Steps Continue)
M2: "oh God, He's Taking The Stairs! That Means He's Going To Be Way Out Of Breath!"
(fatty Whining, Try To Catch Breath)
M1: "oh No, He's Going To Sit With Us."
Fatty: (annoying Whining Voice) "hey Fellas, Studying For The Big Test?"
M1: "uh, Yes Fatty, We Were."
Fatty: (still Trying To Catch Breath) "great! I'll Join Ya."
(fatty Pulls Out Chair And Falls Into It, Still Whining Horribly)
M2: "hey Fatty, Why Don't You Go To The Bathroom 'till You Catch Your Breath?"
Fatty: "no, No, I'm Catching It!"
(fatty Continuing To Whine And Snort)
M1: "ok, Ok Fatty, But Try To Keep The Wheezing Level Down, We're Trying To Concentrate."
Fatty: (continuing To Wheeze And Whine Louder) "sure, No Problem."
M1: "oh Man."
Fatty: (still Snorting And Whining Loudly) "this Test Counts For Eighty Percent Of Our Grade, You Know."
(whining Continues Even Louder)
M1: "yes Fatty, We Know, We Just Said That."
(wheezing Continues A Little Softer)
M2: "fatty! Please Keep It Down!"
(fatty Makes Snoring/whining Sounds)
M2: "is He Sleeping!?"
M1: "no, It's His Deviated Sceptum. Seriously Fatty, Keep The Breathing Down." (snoring Stops, More Weird Noise Starts)
M2: "ahh Geez Fatty, What's Wrong With You!?"
Fatty: (pausing, Snorting) "i'm Trying."
(whining Continues)
M1: "fatty, You Know What's Going To Happen! Stop Breathing So Heavy! Please We Gotta Study!"
(whining Gets Higher And Higher Until It's Continuous)
M2: "oh No, That One's Going To Do It!"
(fire Alarm Sounding, Fire Trucks Honking Their Horns, Sirens Reeling)
M2: "fatty, The Fire Department Thinks The Fire Alarm Went Off Again!"
Fatty: (continuing His Loud Annoying Whine) "i'm Sorry!"
Fireman Ray: "fire! Man The Building!"
M1: "sorry Fireman Ray, It's Not The Fire Alarm."
Fireman Ray: "fatty Mcgee, Is That You Again!?"
Fatty: (stillin Whining Annoyingly) "yes." (snort) "sorry." (snort)
Fireman Ray: "didn't We Tell You Not To Take The Stairs Anymore!?"
Fatty: (whiney Voice) "but I Like The Stairs!"
Fireman Ray: (annoyed) "why!?"
Fatty: (still Whining Horribly) "they're Fun!"
Fireman Ray: "oh Fatty Mcgee, You're The Fattest!"
(everyone Laughing At Stupid Joke)
(raspberry)
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