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'Three Cool Guys' by '5 Chinese Brothers'
from the album 'Lets Kill Saturday Night'
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Lyrics for 'Three Cool Guys' by '5 Chinese Brothers'
(tom Meltzer)

If My Life Was A Movie I'd Want To Be Jackie Chan
Cause Humor Grace And Honor Are The Marks Of A Man
My Fights Would All Be Glorious, My Smile Would Melt Girls' Hearts
I'd Be The Toast Of Hong Kong, My Songs Would Top The Charts

But I Am What I Am And That's All I Am
That's All I Can Stand Cause I Can't Stands No More

If My Life Was A Silent Film I'd Want To Be Buster Keaton
I'd Embrace The Blues And In The Process I'd Defeat Them
I'd Have No Fight With Gravity, I'd Do Just As I Please
I'd Tumble Down Each Flight Of Stairs With The Greatest Of Ease


If My Life Was A Cartoon I'd Want To Be The Popeye The Sailor
I'd Have A Damsel In Distress And I Would Never Fail Her
I'd Mutter Something Clever Then I'd Knock Bluto Cold
I'd Be A One-eyed Mumbling Crazy Thug With A Heart Of Gold

And All My Problems Would Be Solved Because I Eat My Greens
My Life It Would Be Measured Out In Well-constructed Scenes
I'd Have Drama Without Tragedy, Anger Without Pain
Love Without Loneliness, Hey, I Would Not Complain


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